They Walk Among Us:
My husband and I went through the Takeaway drive through window and I gave the
cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t
do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Keep it simple!
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We had to have the garage door repaired
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a
'large' enough motor on the opener
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that
time, a 1/2 horsepower
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four
is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...
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I live in a semi - rural area.
We recently had a new neighbour call the local city council office to
request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think
this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Co-Presidents St. Johns Rotary, Penny McGarry (Ph: 021 702 310), and Lesley Harris (Ph: 027 4935 498)
24 members managed to dig into the costume chest and find a very varied range of green outfits or suitable alternatives. 
THURSDAY 24th MARCH - BREAKFAST MEETING - GUEST SPEAKER BRIAR LEITH:
THURSDAY 7th APRIL - DINNER MEETING: SIMON JONES: Come and hear how Club Member Simon spends some of his time when not working with Dove Hospice. 
St. Johns Rotary 2022 - Saturday June 18th 2022 - Remuera Golf Club:
If I keep smiling nicely, I'm sure that they will find the big plates.
True it's coffee!!
Mines not - its the first Guinness of the day, but who will know.
Winners are Grinners!
Can't remember what was so funny, but it must have been when Mr. Bell said that he thought the breakfast was because of him!
Blessing Hon Member John!
TRUST - Who What.....?
Nice Ankle.
Nicer Legs!
Should have won first equal for green theme!
Did he just say what I thought he said!!!
Murray - while you have the phone out - diary for March 17 2023 - Green Theme!
Club member Aubrey is currently on a road trip around Bay of Plenty and East Cape. As he went through Ohope he spotted the very familiar HAG Sailing trailer. It appears that HAG is once again underway and we look forward to our turn in May.
